“1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.”
Just don’t ever put it up yourself and you’ll find it’s left up for you.
Also true
Plus men are lousy aims. Can’t hit that big hole without hitting all sorts of other spots
Men need the toilet seat down, too.
If it’s so easy to work it that they can tell women to suck it up about changing position, why are they complaining about doing it themselves?
I guess it’s too much mental effort for a male to think that much about someone else to bother.
In our house the toilet lid is closed after use regardless. Problem solved.