[metmom]

Ok. Let’s dissect the very first one. Seems like it makes some sense……..but since men have to pee constantly due to an enlarged prostate or too much beer they have to go ten times more per day than women soooooooo, the toilet seat position should be down to accommodate a woman who goes maybe four times per day.

On what planet do you have women who only need to pee four times a day?

Besides, enlarged prostrates affect how long it takes a guy to pee, not the frequency. Beer, OTOH, yeah, but still not enough of a reason.

Besides, for guys living out in the country, peeing around the garden is good deterrent for animals which might consider snacking in the garden.

So do the real guy thing and just go outside and do it and you won’t have to worry about the seat position.

[Toespi]

Funny! (I may have exaggerated a little on the go per day for women)