Man up, tovarishch, and admit you work for TASS.
BTW: Do you remember Vladimir Komarov? I do; everyone in my unit knew who he was. Our unit listened to him rage against Soviet engineering as he burned to a crisp in re-entry. TASS, of course, said he was complimentary of Soviet engineering but died on impact when the chute on his craft got tangled and failed to fully deploy. Yeah, we listened to all your stuff, and that was more than 50 years ago.
How is the weather at your dacha?
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