[cuban leaf]

Can't go wrong with this. It was our choice in high school back in the early 70's:

[tilefloor]

If you’re worried about sounding like a moron or this nervous on a date then ordering wine is the least of your problems.

The need for “how to” manuals for mundane tasks defines the current state of masculinity.

[moovova]

Yep...as long as it has a screw-off top.