Posted on 02/09/2022 10:51:57 AM PST by maddog55
🌹 Valentine’s Day Weekend Special 🌹 Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car or are endangering our community? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest. This Valentine’s Day Weekend Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ accommodations and professional glamour shots that will capture this moment in time. This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner. We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up. Operators are standing by! We have partnered up with many other agencies to offer this once a year experience. We copied this from a fellow Sheriff’s Office and it seems like an excellent program 😉
Pretty funny.
Just be aware that if you know your ex’s secrets, they know your. Karma is a bitch!
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