In other news... staffing shortages due to persons refusing to be vaccinated after a mandate may have resulted in a minor glitch at the Joint European Torus (JET) near Oxford, UK. No one from the facility was available for comment, but a bright flash loud boom and strange weather phenomena that could be seen from many miles away was noted by those in surrounding areas. Experts are currently weighing in on this new form of lightning's relationship to global warming.
