Who wants to live 10 more years if it means 10 years of munching on carrot sticks?
Speaking as one who had a midday snack of broccoli with a glass of water...you're right, that would not be cool at all.
Now, I like broccoli. I like water. An extra 10 years might be nice as long as I don't have to spend them being a slave to a Chinese soldier. However, the Lord gave us chocolate for a reason.
Besides, you don't want to be a zealot, not about food anyway. That's just nerdy.