That’s our step daddy, The Real Mike Brady!
“...Cause I’m Mike Brady, yes, I’m the real Brady
All you other dim Bradys are just imitating...
I’m like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I’m only givin’ you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the gall to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all...
So won’t the real boss Brady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there’s a Mike Brady in all of us
Truck it, let’s all stand up!”