good for him!
but it is still regrettable that a simple call to the sheriff couldn’t have solved the trespass problem forthwith?
In England you don’t call the Sheriff, it’s now just a ceremonial office. You call the police, who may or may not show up next week. The forklift wasn’t Russian it was a JCB. The kid was lucky, a big JCB farm tractor would have flattened that Corsa.
Personally I would have preferred using the vacuum tanker and pumping his car full of pig shir.