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To: CraigEsq
When I wasn't job hunting I had:

If your team was victorious, press won.
If you want directions, press to.
If you're an arborist, press tree.
If you're in favor, press for.
If you're a beekeeper, press hive.
If you have more than one ill person, press sicks.
If you're Swedish, press Sven.
If you've had a meal, press ate.
If you're German and want to say no, press nein.
If you're a WWII Japanese fighter pilot, press zero.
If you're an astronomer, press star.
If you're British and are ringing for money, press pound.

I'd get calls from people asking me to not answer the phone so they could have their friend hear the outgoing message!

79 posted on 02/04/2022 7:57:33 AM PST by null and void (81 million votes ≠ 81 million voters)
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To: null and void

That’s brilliant!


120 posted on 02/04/2022 9:40:43 AM PST by FormerFRLurker
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