Back when there were tape recorder answering machines I recorded 2 cats fighting and a dot matrix printer I had that periodically got confused and made very strange noises and used that as the background. I said “sorry I can’t come to the phone but my feline American is stuck in the printer.” I got some really interesting messages from people who called.
I played a recording of this part of Pat Buchanans Culture War speech:
My friends, like many of you last month, I watched that giant masquerade ball up at Madison Square Garden – where 20,000 liberals and radicals came dressed up as moderates and centrists – in the greatest single exhibition of cross-dressing in American political history.