[Albion Wilde]

Awwww, I'm devastated for him her.

Back in the dark ages when I went to college, there was a thing called "LUGs"—"lesbians until graduation." Now we need a new trope for failed male athletes who say they're women to crash the girls' teams while they're still being funded by Mom and Dad.

The real world awaits, Nancies!

[Albion Wilde]

we need a new trope for failed male athletes who say they're women to crash the girls' teams while they're still being funded by Mom and Dad.

Wait, I've got it: "swimmen."