NFL: But, you LOST SEVEN IN A ROW! You're supposed to be fired.
Media: That's RAYSIST! Wins no longer matter in sports. All that matters is white people feel guilty 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Over 300 million Americans: I didn't know the NFL was still a thing.
(Media off-mic): That's what we wanted all along. We failed to end football with our BS concussion "scandal". So we tricked the fans into hating the NFL by giving a few loyal Democrat voting players their 15 minutes of fame. We win!
# (Media off-mic): That’s what we wanted all along. We failed to end football with our BS concussion “scandal”. So we tricked the fans into hating the NFL by giving a few loyal Democrat voting players their 15 minutes of fame. We win!
i don’t care how it dies. Anything that will get people to stop caring about grown men playing a chilren’s game works for me.