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When I was in scouting I loved it when a boy who missed the campout asked how it went the next meeting...

\/\/ayne: Well, we were attacked by a bear - the biggest bear we'd ever seen! All of us ran into our sleeping bags and hid except (name the smallest boy.)"

"(Smallest boy) was amazing! He just walked up to the bear and gave it a left cross. Then he put it in an armlock. You know what happened, then? (No, what?!) Another bear came! So (smallest boy) just sighed and put that bear into an armlock with his other hand!"

At this point smallest boy is just grinning from ear to ear.

\/\/ayne: "So then a third bear came running in! We were all still hiding in our sleeping bags and looking out of the tents! (Smallest boy) just sighed again and started juggling the three bears! Finally he tossed them away and they ran!"

[Born to Conserve]

“Smallest boy just juggled the bears....”

True story: fishing in Allegheny National Forest, mama bear and two cubs wander in to a busy campground and start pillaging for food, ranger shakes his head, walks over to the mama bear, hauls off and kicks it in the butt. Mama bear runs for the woods screaming bloody murder. Cubs look at each other, hang their heads with embarrassment and wonder off after their mama.