I doubt you did what Rolf Harris did?
You are correct. The reason I attribute my ostracized issues to is more on the line of my last colonoscopy. Nary a problem anywhere. My wife of 50 years says it’s because I’m a perfect arsehole. She’s right. I’ve spent 70 years honing my skills. Where I draw the line with wallaby’s is tieing them down. Albino animals are rare though. I’ve seen a white pronghorn antelope here in central Idaho. A small doe, a big buck would be a trophy. As for pedo’s. They should to be handled as wolves are here. Shoot, shovel, shut up. Be sure to wash your hands, then hit the local tavern for a frosted mug and a fresh rack of 3 ball. Shake the dice for the juke box and savor a good steak after a hard days work. IMO