I even like miracle whip *oh the shame* ;)
When I was a kid in the 50s and early 60s, Mom made all my sandwiches with Miracle Whip. I can’t stand the stuff! (sorry, Mom)
I like Miracle Whip too. Or I’ll take store bought mayo, add some vinegar and sugar, celery seed, pepper, a dab of sour cream. Whip it up until silky smooth, and it makes a great Cole slaw dressing. I wonder what bacon fat would be like in a mayo. Baconnaise?