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STEALY DAN: Man accused of stealing guitar by putting axe down his pants
Toronto Sun ^ | 1/19/2022 | Kevin Connor

Posted on 01/20/2022 3:59:38 PM PST by simpson96

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To: Vetnet

The suspect was wearing a G String!

*******

Strung tight


21 posted on 01/20/2022 4:28:25 PM PST by deport
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To: Steely Tom

Is that a Les Paul in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


22 posted on 01/20/2022 4:29:26 PM PST by hardspunned (former GOP globalist stooge)
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To: simpson96
Not his fault. He was pledging his Fraternity...


23 posted on 01/20/2022 4:31:07 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Steely Tom

I think the people down the hall know who you are.


24 posted on 01/20/2022 4:34:26 PM PST by Magic Fingers (Political correctness mutates in order to remain virulent.)
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To: simpson96

Am I missing something obvious?

What is the reference to Stealy Dan in the title about?

I will say this for the thief; he is pretty bold.

I have to wonder, did he practice walking with a guitar stuffed down his pants?


25 posted on 01/20/2022 4:35:03 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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To: simpson96

26 posted on 01/20/2022 4:38:08 PM PST by newfreep (“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
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To: Vetnet

😁lol


27 posted on 01/20/2022 4:40:19 PM PST by Leep (Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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To: Magic Fingers

Very good!


28 posted on 01/20/2022 4:40:28 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Steely Tom

Careful what you carry
Cause the Man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes


29 posted on 01/20/2022 4:41:58 PM PST by avenir
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To: Seruzawa

8 Large for a re-issue does seem over priced. Way over.
An orginal ‘59 for sure. Some have sold north of 100k.


30 posted on 01/20/2022 4:42:51 PM PST by Brasky (You miss every shot you never take.)
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To: simpson96

“The first suspect is described as a white male...”

That leaves Jimi out...among other reasons.


31 posted on 01/20/2022 4:46:10 PM PST by moovova
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To: simpson96

Do It Again!


32 posted on 01/20/2022 5:00:50 PM PST by Revel
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To: nascarnation; gitmo
The link only partly explains it. It come from the Woody Herman big band, which at times was called Woody and the Woodchoppers.

So the guys in the band started calling their instruments 'axes'.

33 posted on 01/20/2022 5:04:50 PM PST by real saxophonist (Chuck Todd claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: Pontiac

Some dumbass title writer thinking he/she’s being clever.


34 posted on 01/20/2022 5:07:58 PM PST by real saxophonist (Chuck Todd claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: avenir

Is there gas in the car?


35 posted on 01/20/2022 5:08:26 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: simpson96

For a media that struggles to write coherent sentences, that’s a helluva good headline!


36 posted on 01/20/2022 5:23:29 PM PST by bigbob
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To: simpson96

What is really funny is the title, and the origin of the name of the band “STEELY DAN”.


37 posted on 01/20/2022 5:23:45 PM PST by left that other site (A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
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To: newfreep; SaveFerris

40 posted on 01/20/2022 6:23:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post cliclicckbait!)
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