Jesus turned water into wine……
Jesus drank wine at the last supper…..
Therefore Jesus wants me to drink wine!
I have been scouring the Bible for a reference to a good bourbon to continue my religious regimen….😂
Jesus hates dysentery.
Just a few days ago, a friend mentioned that when Jesus was on the cross, a Roman soldier offered him a sponge with vinegar, so why didn’t Jesus turn the vinegar into wine or water?