Biden is on his last legs, and Harris is an uncontrollable prima-donna. They both must go. Harris must be gone before Biden expires. She is too dangerous otherwise. There is a lot of time pressure.
My guess is that the proposed replacements will be a Black man in his early fifties for President, and a White woman in her mid-forties for Vice President. The woman will be a (former) Republican. The man will be a Democrat. They will both be good stage performers and public speakers, even without teleprompters.
It will be proclaimed as a "Unity Ticket" to "bring us all together in a movement of national healing after the recent tragic and unexpected events".
I do not believe they have settled on the names just yet.
Corn Pop and Karen McWoke?