Shared these with my best friend, Mrs. Tudorfly. We both laughed and enjoyed them.
I used to arrest illegal aliens and/or turn them back at the border. Thus, not too keen on receiving any free ones. Thanks for the offer, though.
Speaking of illegal aliens, there was a young woman begging, with a cardboard sign, in the parking lot of Kroger’s in Bluffton, SC, yesterday. When I offered her a Gideons New Testament, printed in English (she took it) and suggested she could get a job, locally, she claimed to be an illegal from “Italia,” “no papers,” as she put it. I think her accent was fake, and she is simply screwed up and trying to live off of the gullible public.
This is the best revenue generator Jim has.