My favorite Kinison bit:
“I’d get to the Gates of Hell and Satan would jump out: “Ahhhhhhhhhh.....oh s___, you were married. Well there’s nothing new for you here, I’ll give you the nickel tour anyway....See that? That’s where we torment the soul...Ooooooh.........Say, you didn’t happen to see any single guys coming this way, I can scare the s___ out of them.......What’s that? You were married twice? Want a job? That entitles you to the Job Placement Program here in Hell!”
My favorite bit was the one about the then liberal cause de jour, helping sub-saharan African tribes who insist on living in a DESERT!! YOU’RE LIVING IN A Fing DESERT!! MOVE OUT OF THE DESERT AND YOU WON’T BE DYING!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!