So help me, I saw BOTH the other day. Masks AND smoking. At the same time!
I saw a guy walking down the sidewalk, alone, while wearing a mask, which is a separate form of madness. But the guy was also smoking a cigarette WITHOUT TAKING OFF THE MASK!
The guy’s mask had a brown smear across the front, looking exactly like a shit stain would, and that’s where he held the cigarette while he was walking. I didn’t get a picture of this donkey because I was driving at the time. I should have circled back.
Oh man, you should have gotten a picture or video. Classic.