Sounds more like something that a zaftige WOMAN would write.
And if her Kniedele* were as good as her knish, I would have taken her up on it, 30 years ago.
Regards,
* Kniedele = Knödel (plural) = breasts. Knish = vulva
“zaftige”
Were you aiming for ZAFTIG there?
I couldn’t find a definition for zaftige but did find defs for...
Zaftig- German-Pleasingly plump, full figured.
Zaftic-Yiddish-Juicy, plump.
Or maybe zaftige is the correct spelling and zaftig is the American bastardization of the word.
Anyway, fun post. I learned a couple new words this morning!