I explained that the Birth Certificate also says X
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So not one person present at the delivery could see either a little winkie or little cho cho?
Stunning!
She demands a 3rd option, let her have it!
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[ ] Confused

Out you popped, out of your mummie's tumpkin and everyone shouted: “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!”.
And somebody said “but he hasn’t got a winkle!”. And then I said “A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!”
And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. And everyone was really disappointed.