[alternatives?]

Just think of how many times they are about to crawl into bed at night and wonder, “Did I remember to lock the front door?”

[frank ballenger]

Just think of how many times they are about to crawl into bed at night and wonder, “Did I remember to lock the front door?”

Funny.

I admit checking all the window locks or wooden sticks in patio door tracks might take a half hour.

[bigbob]

Or “Did you remember to tell the guys who are going to rob us the code for the burglar alarm?”