[Da Coyote]

Does it come with or without turds on the front porch?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[Gen.Blather]

I bought a house on wooded acreage that had been reposed. The previous occupants had lived in it without power or water. They’d dedicated one bedroom as the bathroom, leaving numerous large piles which the two years of vacancy had not improved much. The roof had leaked in that room and kept things moist. Even the mushrooms had finally given up. It was such a horrible mess that I cleaned it myself being too embarrassed to ask my helpers who would most likely have declined the opportunity.

A word on passing out condoms at schools. The packrats had found and relocated literally dozens of used condoms into various spaces. When I took out the huge whirlpool tub there must have been fifty used condoms. Magpies had flown in through a broken window to retrieve the shiny condom packages and there were nests stuffed with them, both over the kitchen island and outside amongst the oaks.

[T.B. Yoits]

Depending on zoning, the property lot could be worth $1.97M if they intend to knock it down along with one or two neighboring houses and build a McMansion.

I also wonder if there are some air rights above it that could pay off in the future. Not short term for sure, but think about a five or six story condo building covering the entire block.

[alexander_busek]

Does it come with or without turds on the front porch?

It comes without the turds... But no worry: Within days, a brand-new batch should be ornamenting your stoop!

Regards,

[FamiliarFace]

With.