Aren’t you on to happy hour. C’mon. Get a social life.
I would love to but 2 young kids doesn’t allow for much time to go party anymore. Enjoy your drinks though! Hopefully they will help relax you a bit. And hey being blonde might get ya some too! (That would probably help as well) ... I know my blonde self is counting the minutes until kids bedtime for some fun with my husband ;)
PS: what are you doing exactly? either you too are not with friends tonight or even worse are still worried about people on the internet so much you must check and respond while ignoring your friends.... So pot calling kettle OR just find being offended more important than real people in your oh so fabulous social life?