I’m not in the least offended. Allowing myself an opportunity to opine on stupid pointless bigoted jealous blonde jokes. I’ve earned it. I’m not offended by stupid people
Key indications of an offended liberal:
1. They must comment on thing which they find offensive. Even if they claim not to find the offending Peron/action to be worth their time
2. They claim anything that slightly irritated them is bigotry, ignorant, and should be corrected
3. They claim to have a sense of humor (and do when insulting other groups) but are deeply offended by anything related to them despite the obviously exaggerated content
4. Their key message is “I’m not saying, I’m just saying you are a bigot and stupid and hurt my feelings! Where is my safe space!?”
5. They don’t care about stupid bigots but MUST comment rather than move to the next article, tweet, Facebook post, Instagram, etc.