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This was always my favorite one!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop said "May I see your license please?"

The blonde driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. She finally looked up at the blonde police officer and asked helplessly "What does it look like?"

The policewoman gritted her teeth at the stupidity and replied, "It’s rectangular, and it has your picture on it."

The blonde driver rummaged around in her purse some more, when her face suddenly brightened and she pulled a small compact mirror out and and handed it to the blonde policewoman. "Here it is!" she said.

The blonde police officer gaze briefly at the mirror, rolled her eyes in irritation, then handed it back to the blonde driver saying, "You can go. Do you realize how much time we could have saved if you had just told me you were a police officer too?"