Kids, grand kids and now great-grand kids all maintain "If it's not Grandma's Soup, it just isn't soup at all."
(Once had a neighbor named Campbell but that's as close as we've been to that stuff.)
There’s a naturopathic doctor (I think his name is Livingood?) on YouTube who goes through all the ingredients on typical “cold cure” types of foods: Campbell’s Chicken Noodle soup, saltine crackers, orange juice. It’s not pretty. No wonder it never makes you feel any better and can actually make you worse.