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To: gymbeau

SLIDE:

The Saturday Night Joke

Years ago, a young Navy Pilot was injured while ejecting from his A-4 Skyhawk due to engine failure during a cat shot from the carrier, but due to the heroics of rescue helicopter crew and the ship’s hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

Since he wasn’t physically impaired, he remained on flight status and eventually became an Admiral.

However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.

The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him,

“Do you notice anything different about me?” The Master Chief answered, “Why, yes, Admiral. I couldn’t help but notice that you are missing your starboard ear, so I don’t know whether this impacts your hearing on that side.”

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, “Well yes, Sir, you seem to be short one ear.” The Admiral threw him out as well.

The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. “Do you notice anything different about me?”

To his surprise, the Sergeant Major said, “Yes Sir. You wear contact lenses.”

The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. “And how would you know that?” the Admiral asked.

The Sergeant Major replied: “Well, sir, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f’ ear.


1,586 posted on 01/16/2022 12:04:03 PM PST by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%>)
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Prayer time reminder ... 3:15 eastern coming up. Please join together in prayer.


1,587 posted on 01/16/2022 12:05:48 PM PST by John4.11 (Let your faith ROAR so loud that you can't hear what doubt is saying!)
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To: bitt

Relentless Truth

“Hilarious listening to all of the people who have been bashing Trump for his vaccine stance claim he “must have finally got the message” to stop pushing them.

Trump is one of the most informed men on the planet.

Trump is one of the smartest men on the planet.

Trump is a general navigating uncharted waters.

He’s been fully aware of the risk/benefit analysis since before the vaccines were made.

Operation WS saved mankind from The Great Reset.

That was the choice he made and it was the right call.

Speaking of choices, getting the vaccine out quickly under the EUA allowed people to make their own choice, which is the main reason why the hoax failed.

Trump then gave us the knowledge of safe therapeutics and exposed the MSM as fake news.

That was “check”.

Now that Omicron has served its purpose, the narrative is crumbling to pieces, Fauci is on the burner and SCOTUS shot down the mandate, Trump is free to pivot and begin taking the offensive against Big Pharma and those who planned the Covid hoax.

We are now at “checkmate”.

Democrat party death spiral.

Optics. Optics. Optics.

Read the Art of War.”

https://t.me/Lebronsonroids/1317


1,588 posted on 01/16/2022 12:07:13 PM PST by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: bitt

https://t.me/qanonfighters/576

(IMAGE OF HRC’S SIGNATURE ON AN URANIUM1 DOC)

((YMMV))


1,590 posted on 01/16/2022 12:10:33 PM PST by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: bitt

https://t.me/breaking911/5829

(kabala talking stupid)


1,596 posted on 01/16/2022 12:31:47 PM PST by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: bitt

https://t.me/stormypatriotjoe21/7621

(POTUS sets the stage?)


1,601 posted on 01/16/2022 12:35:59 PM PST by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: bitt

Lol!
Thanks, I needed that!


1,602 posted on 01/16/2022 12:40:21 PM PST by gymbeau (I refuse to be anonymous. I am THEnonymous.)
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