[dynachrome]

They can go into the balloon business now.

(Who knew that Malaysia was the biggest maker?)

[packagingguy]

You telling us sales went limp?

[Ken H]

“They can go into the balloon business now.”

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Now there’s a new conception for their product line.

[lee martell]

Take three (never used!) condums.
Put a large rock inside each one, tie with a knot.
You now have a bunch of Bolas, perfect for hunting cattle!
Throw and tangle those little cattle legs right up.

[bramps]

There was shrinkage.

[JennysCool]

A slumping condom isn’t a good look.

[Michael.SF.]

With John Holmes dead, who’s going to need that worlds largest condom?

[Sgt_Schultze]

Considering how much we’re all getting fvcked right now, this sounds off.

[bunkerhill7]

Ignorant of covid social distancing rules,
condom makers neglected to make a seven foot-long condom.

[jarwulf]

Its not just the pandemic. Sex has been down for awhile according to surveys. Men would rather beat off at home than risk a jail sentence and lifetime registration for forgetting to ask for verbal consent the 1 out of 10 times during a 10 minute session. The SJWs have finally achieved what some fundamentalists have yearned for for centuries.

[Libloather]

Some things spike prematurely.

[hinckley buzzard]

Stress and depression suppress libido, sexual desire. Birth rates plunged during the Great Depression.

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

Sorry about that. I’ll makeale up for it this year.

[SteveH]

condoms are for weenies

[Zathras]

I sometimes think what it would have been like to be locked in my home with my ex for 6 months in 2020.....
Ewwww!