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To: Sergio
One more facelift and she’ll have a goatee.

THAT is THE funniest one-liner Ive heard in ages. If you came up with that one, you should do stand up comedy! Well done, sir!
90 posted on 01/11/2022 3:45:47 PM PST by know.your.why (If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
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To: know.your.why

I wish I could say it was mine...I can’t remember when or where I heard it or who said it, but it was a professional comedian. I just use it where appropriate. Thanks non the less. Glad I could lighten the mood and brighten your day if just for a moment.


97 posted on 01/11/2022 8:01:51 PM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: know.your.why

Just remembered, it was Joan Rivers making fun of herself and her many cosmetic surgeries. She said that her plastic surgeon warned her that if she got another face lift she would have a goatee.

I would guess that was over 20 years ago. I miss her humor.


105 posted on 01/13/2022 8:57:40 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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