[Governor Dinwiddie]

Sounds and looks to be another FIU bridge collapse in the making, another "minority design" project,
where engineers were chosen because of their skin color and sex Surly this article is from the Babylon Bee.

[Aria]

We lost a huge job in Seattle on the floating bridge to a former employee who was literally illiterate but was able to claim that he was a CONTRACTer because he was black. Long story short - he nearly sank the bridge and ended up going bankrupt.