Posted on 01/05/2022 10:13:08 AM PST by Red Badger
Where did you find that “fish driving a car” cartoon???
Google w ‘Gary Larson’
Uber has a satellite map that allows you to designate your pickup so if they miss its your fault but courier services attempt to rely on address like the postal service.
The thing is that UPS/Fedex/etc apparently dont have the same training/regional knowledge of USPS.
What do I mean?
1. We order a package online.
2. Package is correctly addressed by company filling order.
3. Package arrives at local distribution center.
4. Urban educated delivery driver doesnt understand rural adresses and takes package for a ride with no understanding of where to deliver it.
5. Package is returned to local distribution center and placed in some sort of address resolution center.
6. Address resolution center fabricates an entirely different not even vaguely similar address that is not in geographic area.
7. Package is sent to the distribution center for the imaginary address. (This step may return to repeat step 6 a number of times before continuing to step 8.)
8. Package can not be delivered in imaginary area and is properly re-addressed with original address.
9. Package gets delivered.
How does is the address more correct and deliverable in step 9 when it couldnt be delivered to the same address in step 4? No one can answer that question for me.
Every package, every time. When it arrives we can peel off the address stickers and see where our packages vacationed on their way to us.
Now maybe if I put fish pellets in my front yard the package could get here the first time.
A girl from Asia once showed me how she swims on dry land.
What a cute way to waste taxpayers money (in this case, Israel taxpayers)! Who would dare to argue against lovely goldfish?
Skeptical initially, I have determined that the goldfish is a better driver than my first husband.
I wasn’t...........................
Doing the backstroke or the breast stroke?...................
Golda Meir.................
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