Ha, ha. In 2004, I was in Warsaw at a force generation conference (set up troop rotation for Iraq). There was a cocktail party that served a nice “apple wine.” I went to a Polish major that I worked with and told him that the Polish apple wine was exceptional. The major got a surprised look and told me that there was no wine made in Poland. When he tasted my drink, he told me that it was vodka and apple juice. I told him that it didn’t seem to have much vodka in it. He took a sip and laughed and told me that it was 3/4 vodka 1/4 apple juice. Later in the evening, the major was talking to his general and later the general talked to me. The general asked if American Marines drank much. I replied that not all but many did. The general chuckled and said, “Well, from what the major told me, I know which category you are in.