[doorgunner69]

Telling Hawaiian fat chicks to exercise or eat healthy is a non-starter.

[gitmo]

Take Keiki to the ER.

[Reno89519]

Got an image or quote?

[EEGator]

Hawaii isn’t America.
It’s just a strategic outpost for the military.
I liked the time I spent there, but my friend lives there and knows locals.

[4Liberty]

[matt04]

It is a religion. Of all places, HI, should promote things like exercise as it can be done outside almost all year. No risk of Coof from in a gym because it is 15° out.

[DAC21]

There is a reason why welfare income on a per person rate is highest in Hawaii. Last I heard (a few years back) single Mom’s with kids were getting north of 50k a year in welfare benefits. Nothing like a huge incentive not to get married and have more kids. Puts South Central L.A to shame.

[Jan_Sobieski]

See Keiki vaxx

See Keiki clutch chest

See Keiki die

Don’t be Keiki’s Mommy!

[shoff]

Resistance if futile, you will be assimilated and get the shot.