If my wife divorces me, I’m going to buy a sailboat and put my money overseas.
Slowly, I realized, I wanted to really devote myself to . . .
“If my wife divorces me, I’m going to buy a sailboat and put my money overseas.”
I thought about that, then I realized the fishing boat I wanted to buy wouldn’t fit in the berth. I decided to keep the wife and it was a good choice. 30+ years later, she still won’t let me buy the fishing boat. Instead I can go fishing as often as I like. In 2018 I went twice and fished at the lake a few times. In 2019 I went once. Caught my limits on Red Snapper and Shark. Haven’t gone since. Think my wife knew something.