Author
Author is a giveaway. I could have hid it by using only the last name or just initials.
My daughter was born in Emerson* Hospital in Concord. They sent her home with a pacifier and teething ring, which we yclept Ralph Waldo Pacifier and IBUMD ANKGA Teething Ring. (*Like Emerson Playground on HIPMBNW Street, it was named for a different Emerson, who donated land to the town for a playground and hospital.)
You are right when you say, “author”. Once you know the author the seemingly nonsense words suddenly become perfectly clear and sensible.
BTW…. Happy New Year to you all. my advice for the year is to resist the FEAR (if you have Christ Jesus in your life there is nothing to fear), and embrace LOVE (instead of hatred). Each morning, after reading the news on Free Republic, I need a distraction and here it is, Nikos and Lonesome to the rescue. Thanks guys, God bless you!