Haha. You're trying everything, aintcha. But I gotta say, the level of Humblegunner ass-kissery is kinda embarrassing, though. I'd stop now, I were you.
And now mexican gangbang gangham style. Bro? Not working. Its best if you just be yourself. An animal can smell inauthenticity and they do not respect it. Then you get bit.
You started out halfway decent, and now look at you. I wonder if it was all the buddying up you did on this thread with the small trolls what did it. I told ya, it's best to ride alone, I'm gonna go ahead and blame your Ransomnote obsessed new gf Catty for this one.
Okay, I'll help you cause its clearly apparent you want to be me, and I can't help but be just a little flattered, with the size of my ego. So here's my advice to you. Kick back, watch, learn, and listen. Learn my ways. Do as I do, and say as I say, and one day, maybe, you'll make me proud.
Just remember this, padwan. You will never EVER become Bagster. But maybe close is good enough. Strive for excellence and achieve mediocreness, which is way better than what you got going on now. Right?
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
#NorthShaoLinTemple
