[bagster]

What kind of name is Caturd anyway? Who would name themself Caturd.

Hold on. There is a Catturd on the internet already, but that one's legit and one of the good guys.

This one offers a clue with its screen name. There are two choices and two choices only on why it chose that name.

a.) Its some old cat lady. Chicks like to incorporate any iteration of 'cat' for some reason. But the 'herd' part don't make any kinda sense.

b.) I'm tending toward this one. When making its account, it knew who it was and its purpose for signing up. It was to HERD cats, us being the cats. Sort of an inside joke to itself.

A joke that a person who thought to steer opinion a certain way to and make sure the native cats didn't read or believe 'wrong-think' and things dangerous to the derp state. That Expose site being currently targeted, for example.

How'd I do, Catty the noob shill?

[CatHerd]

I mostly ignore you, but since you went to all that trouble to post a GIF from one of my fave commercials...

... I was thinking how my job was a lot like herding cats when signing up the second time.

You sure spend a lot of of time and effort posting so often to me. It’s sad I bother you so much, although, by your lights and in your parlance, I suppose that means I must be “over the target.”

[Boomer]

Make that HERO+.

[Pelham]

See, baggie, you get it. That was an excellent explanation of the likely motive of Ms Herd in her choice of a proper nom de freeper.

As you noticed, your minion had it all screwed up, although he did honor her with a reference to the black frame eye glass wearing twitter expert Cat Turd, who is a pal of Trump’s. Minions need refresher courses and I’m glad to see you upping their game.