You think those symptoms even come near flu symptoms? The flu is a 101 fever, living in the bathroom to be nearer the vomit tub, unable to eat or drink for 4 days. Soaked with sweat bed linens. Explosive diarrhea. - wishing the end would come soon.
Your description of your symptoms don’t even rise to the level of season hay fever. God, we’ve become a nation of little baby girls that cannot abide even the slightest discomfort.
I imagine you on Guadalcanal or Pelialu with the 1st Marine Division in 1944. Oh my god
What the hell is your problem?