Could be worse. Could be analprobal, alien style.
Now get this, the brilliant doctors of the 20th century just found out a couple of years ago that there are two tubular saliva glands inside your nasal passage above your uvula. Yet they are going to blindly poke a stick some 4 inches long into your nasal passage and root around while your head is hanging outside of your car window. What could go wrong. Don’t ask me how I know. Analdoctal, indeed.
Could be worse. Could be analprobal, alien style.