[humblegunner]

You do your brownshirt thing for fun, like that mayhem guy from the insurance commercials.

Not exactly, but you're gaining understanding. I can tell.

Just a petty demon.

You keep your patty-fingers to yourself!
Already told you this ain't no gay dating site.

[EasySt]

You are only getting petted in your fevered “Deliverance” dreams.

And by “not exactly”, do you mean you get paid?