[Eleutheria5]

Irving Berlin was Jewish wrote Christmas carols. Could infidels write Ramadan carols. For example

1. Who put the Ram in the Ramadanadingdong?
2. When do we eat, dammit!
3. One whole freakin’ month of this!
4. There’s a new moon on the rise; or
5. 72 virgins when I pull this cord

[RCFlyer]

Your five Carols are inspired.

[EQAndyBuzz]

6. 99 Luft explosive balloons.