She didn’t know the sword was loaded.
OK, you got me curious. Which one of these smokeheads owned the sword? Was it a Mamaluke? Maybe it was a Claymore? Did she pull it out of a rock and crown herself the Queen of Dumbasisstan? I mean not just everyone has an actual sword hanging on the wall. Almost forgot: could she be a Knut of Columbus? Shriner? And has she been watching too much “Forged in Fire” on the history channel?. Cutting up those hog carcasses makes me hungry.
She didn’t know the sword was loaded.
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In 2018 a lady in Minnesota killed her boyfriend because
he showed up for Thanksgiving after he was told to not show up. The lady killed him because he started eating the food.
My mom and I use this as a measure if we had a good holiday or not. Even if there is a big fight...