You don't have that ability. You think linearly when you need to be thinking three dimensionally. Its beyond you normies, so you remain slaves to the slop the derps lay upon your plate.
What you derp stooges need to do is NOT disrespect the actual thinkers. Listen to them, for we are wise.
Despite your hate speech, Merry Christmas. This one night of the year I won't go off on you like you deserve.
(do you see what I did there?)
So are you gonna get some new cartoons and memes from Santa tonight?