[Brookhaven]

“No other vehicles drove onto his property...”

Notice how they are spinning this: drove onto his property.

You mean drove up your driveway????????

They way they are spinning this, they imply that the driver was doing something crazy or nefarious. “Why, he drove all over our front yard, then around back of the house through our vegetable garden, and then he hit our dog before he delivered our package!”

The driver pulled into your driveway, delivered a package, then pulled out of your driveway.

At some point, your unleashed dog went car chasing and got himself hit.

[real saxophonist]

In my thousands of years with Domino's, I hit two dogs. And a skunk. And the world's biggest possum.

The dogs, one ran out between parked cars, nothing I could do. Other one was out in the county at night, ran right in front of me, again nothing I could do.

I didn't get in trouble for either one, because there was literally nothing I could do.

[Repeat Offender]

Yeah - we had someone around here who put up a big boo hoo sign about their dog getting hit by a truck driver.

The semi-truck driver managed to get the truck to bunny hop the ditch and up the 5 ft embankment to run over your dog in your yard?

No, the dog was in the road.

Oh, how was this the truck driver's fault then?