[skr]

How does the owner know none of their own vehicles hit the dog? Did the UPS driver feel an impact?

If you’re expecting a UPS package, there’s a free feature on their website that lets you watch a tiny UPS truck make its way to your property. All you have to do is keep your animals out of harm’s way around that time.

It’s fair enough for UPS to offer to pay for some of the expenses if the owner and the driver agree that it’s a possibility, but the owner is also responsible.

[real saxophonist]

That's another thing from my time at Domino's. They had a tracker as well.

Yet whenever I rang the doorbell, it took the people 5 minutes to put the dogs away, usually while I'm standing at the door freezing.

YOU KNOW I'M COMING! PUT THE DOGS AWAY BEFORE I GET THERE!