“Nobody? Really. Nobody means exactly that, N O B O D Y, period.”
Only to a thin skinned fragile-ego millennial. Everyone else knows what a figure of speech means. millennials need explicit instructions for everything, so they need only words that are absolutes; otherwise, they have meltdowns like you just did.
And as par, the real Karen here goes on a name calling tyrant simply because your lame ass does not know how to talk or write without using dumbass absolutes. Bye Karen.